Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
does anyone else notice the tooth sparkle at the end or is it just me?
It’s just you
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
I thought it was Neil Patrick Harris actually.
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
even the gif omg i can’t breathe help me
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
Bic makes lighters and school supplies
Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos
I make you sad and sexually frustrated
Charts representing the mood of things
Some Supernatural Episodes:
Most Supernatural Episodes:
You forgot Sherlock
wow allstate hitting the feels now
Who gave you permission? The right?!?! To break my heart!
I want to hold hands with an Allstate Agent! ;P
But on a more serious note, love the message and how its written <3
I was looking for sound effects of a duck quacking for animation and I came across this “Rubber Duck” sound and I’ve been laughing for the past five minutes
this post ruined me
Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)
Talk about cognitive dissonance
This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct